sherlocksmyth:

emilyexstacy:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

sherlocksmyth:

emilyexstacy:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

fallofhyperion:

how do i say “i want to leave lipstick marks on the inside of your thighs” with just a look

matty2freshh:

watch out Dwayne

matty2freshh:

watch out Dwayne

This is ridiculous. I’m typing this to tumblr cause I have no fucking clue who to talk to. My girlfriends on vacation, don’t want to ruin that. Mom called me a load because I said I was too sad to go skiing today, so I’m going anyway. Friend that actually listens to me, phones taken away forever. Family, they don’t really care. So I’ll type this, go write the rest of my essay, put on a fake smile, go skiing, come home at 11, finish essay, go to sleep. Cause apparently having regression to 7th grade when my dad died makes me a load. Sorry I’m really sad cause it was another christmas when I couldn’t celebrate with my dad. Yeah I’ll just get over it. NO biggie. I don’t need anyone to care.

jolly-old-owlgoggles20:

theofficialcitycouncil:

sio-pao-pao:

Pssst!

Hey!

Hey, kid!

Come here!

Would you like to buy some…

*opens coat*

…wheat and wheat by-products?

What the hell do you think you are doing

[POLICE SIRENS]

Amychophilia: sexual arousal from scratching
Stigmatophilia: sexual arousal from tattoos and piercings
Odaxelagnia: sexual arousal from biting
Basorexia: strong craving or hunger for kissing
Tumblr: the place that helped us discover we all suffer from sexual disorders

pajamaben:

Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life

unclefather:

hello children

unclefather:

hello children

alfagamma:

randomfandumb:

alfagamma:

when i was at my secondary school this is what we did to celebrate the school’s 420th birthday

Pretty sure America wasn’t even settled 420 years ago since that would be the 1500s.

oh sorry i totally forgot what country i lived in for a second i wasn’t aware i’d said in that post about being in the USA

alfagamma:

randomfandumb:

alfagamma:

when i was at my secondary school this is what we did to celebrate the school’s 420th birthday

Pretty sure America wasn’t even settled 420 years ago since that would be the 1500s.

oh sorry i totally forgot what country i lived in for a second i wasn’t aware i’d said in that post about being in the USA

takshammy:

feferilyoddparents:

but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

can someone translate this i dont know british

I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA