Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
i have been waiting 50 years for this post
because every tumblr should have Queen Elizabeth shooting a machine gun
"PHILLIP, YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN!"
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
how can lawyers argue without crying
- white people are not the bad guys
- Christian people are not the bad guys
- Republicans are not the bad guys
- straight people are not the bad guys
- cisgender people are not the bad guys
- rich people are not the bad guys
- men are not the bad guys
- racist, bigoted, homophobic, ignorant, selfish, and / or rude people are the bad guys
dear social justice bloggers
More like dear everyone on this website,
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
the last one omfg im so done